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Movie Review: The Town
Our boy Ben places himself back in the director’s chair for The Town, yet another film in the long list of bank heist crime dramas with the added twist of the Irish mob perspective that only Bean Town can deliver. Did you know that Ben has three other directing credits to his name? Gone Baby…
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Movie Review: Resident Evil: Afterlife
When the fetus is born, its placenta begins a physiological separation for spontaneous expulsion afterwards and for this reason is also called afterbirth. The Resident Evil movie franchise (in relation to the video game mythos) can be described as such. The one person responsible for all this is Paul W.S. Anderson and he has committed…
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Movie Review: The American
Ever wonder what the life of a professional assassin would be like in real life? My guess is it would be a little less romantic, prolific and lucrative than it has been made out to be in popular culture. If less is what you are looking for, then Anton Corbijn’s The American certainly delivers in…
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MOVIE REVIEW: Takers
Everybody loves crime drama, cops and robbers and bank heists featured in Hollywood films. Takers is yet another film in the same genre as the Ocean’s films and Heat (1995) that takes the audience on a bullet riddled joy ride from the criminals’ perspective. These films are notorious for recruiting big names to fill out…
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MOVIE REVIEW: The Expendables (2010)
. . . to make a good action film? The answer is one, but Sly Stallone saw fit to answer with 11 in his Texas Hold ‘Em all-in experimental blockbuster, The Expendables. The theory behind this production is perhaps the most interesting aspect of it all, namely, you get as many alpha personalities of a…
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MOVIE REVIEW: Scott Pilgrim vs. The World (2010)
Beyond raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens, some of my other favorite things include comic books, video games and rock and roll music. Scott Pilgrim vs. The World is a comic book adaptation that encompasses all of the above in a fairly entertaining yet experimental way and I must admit that I am ashamed…
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MOVIE REVIEW: The Other Guys (2010)
Summer brings a steady diet of action, sci-fi and adventure films and I am pleased to finally shift gears to comedy. Before I launch into my dissection of The Other Guys, I feel the need to explain to the reader where I stand when it comes to comedy in general and buddy/cop comedies in particular. …
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MOVIE REVIEW: Predators
If there’s one thing I’d like readers to learn from my film reviews, it’s that quality is quality, no matter when the subject of debate was created. This would perhaps be my best compliment for the little sci-fi action film that could: Predator (1987). This film was right in the middle of Schwarzenegger’s final flex…
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MOVIE REVIEW: Inception
Inception is the best movie of this summer, perhaps even the past few summers and Chris Nolan is making what Dane Cook would refer to as “cinematic adventures” fun, surprising and satisfying once again. Despite Nolan’s ever increasing reputation as a sure thing, I had numerous reservations about this production as soon as the advertising…
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MOVIE REVIEW: The Last Airbender
This film is all about M. Night Shyamalan. Assuming the writing, directing and producing responsibilities for a film he is involved with is his M. O. However, Night has always done this with a completely original idea and The Last Airbender is his first real shot at helming someone else’s franchise. Night’s appeal has always…
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MOVIE REVIEW: Jonah Hex
A title for a review that curses a film is never a good thing. Many a western has been seen by these eyes and even the worst spaghetti, 5 second dub delay, rag-tag acted, thrown together at the last second, cowboy versus Indian flick would be better than that sack of dung also known as…
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Andrew Garfield Is The New Spider-Man!
[[wysiwyg_imageupload:210:]]Set for a July 3rd 2012 release is the new Spider-Man movie!Sony just announced that playing Peter Parker will be Andrew Garfield!Check out the official Press Release below for more on Garfield. Press ReleaseAfter a comprehensive worldwide casting search, Andrew Garfield has been chosen to portray Peter Parker when Spider-Man swings back onto the screen in…
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MOVIE REVIEW: A-TEAM (2010)
When 100 years pass, will people regard the 1980s as an incredible treasure trove of intellectual property that got ransacked during the 2000s because Hollywood couldn’t come up with an original idea to save its life? I would like to think that those of us who were conscious during the ‘80s already recognize this to…
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REVIEW: Splice
Before I launch into the analysis of this wonderful little film, I must take a moment to vehemently state how wrong the Internet Movie Database is in classifying the genre(s) of Splice. As the line between science fiction and fact slowly dissipates with the progression of real world research, we must begin to start taking…
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REVIEW: Robin Hood (2010)
The stand-alone epic: Is it a lost art form in Hollywood Land? I ask this question because I was extremely stunned to discover that this film is the first of an installment. Of how many sequels are planned, I am not certain, but I would never have pegged the likes of Ridley Scott or Russell…
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REVIEW: Prince Of Persia: The Sands Of Time
It never ceases to amaze me how every popular license that is optioned by Hollywood is done so with the implication that it will be built up into a franchise. As with any franchise, one must begin with the face of the franchise. Enter: Jake Gyllenhaal. He is what can be considered a safe choice…
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REVIEW: Iron Man 2
In Need Of A Bigger Gun
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Say Cheese Pizza Company & Comic Book Cafe Grand Island, NY Review
As you exit your car you get the feeling that you are being watched… because you are! “Your friendly Neighborhood Spiderman” clings to the roof of the building you are about to enter, surveying the parking lot for injustice. Walking in you are greeted by ‘the Man of Steel,” surrounded by dozens of comic book…
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Guardians of the Galaxy #25 Review
[[wysiwyg_imageupload:2950:]]Written by: Dan Abnett and Andy LanningArtist: Brad WalkerColorist: Wil QuintanaCover Artist: Alex GarnerWarning: Contains Spoilers Some recent comics have limped out of existence with a whimper – Ms. Marvel and She-Hulk come to mind – but, if issue #25 of Guardians of the Galaxy is indeed the last issue of this fine series, it can…
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REVIEW: Kick-Ass
One prominent critic called Kick-Ass “morally reprehensible.” Puh-leeze. Morally reprehensible? I’ll tell you what’s morally reprehensible. Romantic comedies are morally reprehensible. Paying upwards of $9 for a movie ticket is morally reprehensible. The meal I choked down at Waffle House after the movie was morally reprehensible. But Kick-Ass? Kick-Ass is not morally reprehensible. In all…
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Nova: The Lost Years Saga: Annihilation: The Guerilla War Part Three
« Part Two |Warning: Mature ContentNova: The Next GenerationPart TwoofThe Shi’Ar ConflictWritten By: Timelord ”¢ 9.13.09 Chapter Four: The Warlord of the Sky and Sea (Part I) Vas’Nur was quartered next door to Rich. Her duty station was a desk in an alcove outside her quarters. Rich left her at her desk giving her strict…
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Nova: The Lost Years Saga: Annihilation: The Guerilla War Part Two
Nova: The Lost Years Saga Annihilation: The Guerilla War (Part 2) Pinnacle of Light – Abyss of DarknessWarning: Contains Mature Subject Matter Chapter 2: Drax the Destroyer’s Guide to Guerilla WarfareRich entered the holodeck closely followed by the Worldmind avatar and Yeoman Vas’Nur. Drax and Cammi were waiting for Rich; and Drax had already created a…
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Nova: The Lost Years Saga: Annihilation: The Guerilla War Part One
Annihilation: The Guerilla War The Lost Years Saga ForwardI’ve been a Nova fan since 1976. As a long term fan and a completist, some things have always nagged at me. One of the most important of those nags would be the “lost years” of Nova’s life – the year he spent on Xandar during the Second…
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Guardians of the Galaxy #23 Review
[[wysiwyg_imageupload:2951:]]COVER BY: Alex Garner WRITERS: Dan Abnett & Andy Lanning PENCILER: Wes Craig INKER: Serge LaPointe COLORIST: Nathan Fairbairn LETTERRE: VC’s Joe CaramagnaWarning: Contains Spoilers Phenomenal. Absolutely, astoundingly phenomenal. With issue #23 of Guardians of the Galaxy, Abnett and Lanning prove once again why they are the Megalords of Cosmic Comics.In a recent interview, I said…
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Guardians of the Galaxy #22 Review
[[wysiwyg_imageupload:2949:]]Writers: Dan Abnett and Andy LanningArtist: Brad WalkerColorist: Wil QuintanaCover Artist: Alex GarnerWarning: Contains Spoilers From the front cover to the last panel – everything – and I do mean everything – works for this comic.Garner’s cover art is eye-catching and beautiful to behold. I absolutely loved his renditions of Moondragon, Drax, Rocket, and Bug. Hey…
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Nova: The Next Generation Part Five Of The Shi’ar Conflict
« Part Four Nova: The Next GenerationPart Five – The ConclusionOfThe Shi’ar ConflictWritten By: Timelord 01.21.10 Chapter Five: The Shi’ar ArmadaNova Prime Richard Rider listened patiently as Xandarian Star Corps Admiral Cyn finished describing the battle plan. The virtual Conference room of the Admiral’s Dreadnought, The XBS Victory, was filled with representatives comprising each wing of the…
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Guardians of the Galaxy #21 Review
[[wysiwyg_imageupload:2948:]]Writers: Dan Abnett and Andy LanningArtist: Brad WalkerColorist: Wil QuintanaCover Artist: Brad WilkinsWarning: Contains Spoilers It was fitting that this issue was released on the eve of Christmas Eve because it certainly felt like a wonderful early Christmas present.There’s a lot to love about Issue #21 of Guardians of the Galaxy. First, I must once again…
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Guardians of the Galaxy #20 Review
[[wysiwyg_imageupload:2947:]]Writers: Dan Abnett and Andy LanningArtist: Brad WalkerColorist: Wil QuintanaCover Artist: Alex GarnerWarning: Contains Spoilers Awesome. Amazingly, jaw-droppingly awesome. I felt as though I had just finished reading a chapter from a dramatic, exciting, well-constructed novel.Issue #20 is both an aftermath story for the previous arc and a prologue for the next arc. Transitional issues of…
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Guardians of the Galaxy #19 Review
[[wysiwyg_imageupload:2946:]]Writers: Dan Abnett and Andy LanningArtist: Wesley CraigColorist: Nathan FairbairnCover Artist: Alex GarnerWarning: Contains Spoilers One of the many strengths of Guardians of the Galaxy is that it is never predictable. The cynical point of view as expressed by a reviewer at another website is that Marvel allows DnA to take chances with GotG characters because…
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Nova: The Next Generation Part Four Of The Shiar Conflict
« Part Three» Part Five Nova: The Next GenerationPart FourOfThe Shi’ar ConflictWritten By: Timelord 10.10.09 Chapter 4: Demi-GoddessThe rocket propelled adamantium ‘Nova Killer Round’ easily penetrated the phasic shields and tore through the chest of the lovely raven-haired Nova Cadet who had been lying in wait to surprise attack the approaching Veradinae dragons. She fell to the…