He-Man Goes Woke: Loser Blonde White Dude Using Pronouns

He-Man Goes Woke: Loser Blonde White Dude Using Pronouns

What a surprise as Amazon Studios – the same studio behind the likes of Rings of Power – goes woke with the new He-Man, Masters of the Universe, movie.

The new trailer reveals (watch here), of course, that He-Man is a blonde white dude loser (wonder who he’s supposed to represent?) who uses pronouns and gets accosted by his DEI boss.

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That’s not all, as Amazon Studios has also gone, and race-swapped many of the characters, including using go-to actor Idris Elba as the former red-headed fan-favorite Man-at-Arms.

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Camila Mendes is also a Latino who plays the red-headed Teela.

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We’re not done as Kristen Wiig voices Roboto (why?), and Kojo Attah plays Tri-Klops (we know why).

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There are also two new characters added to the movie, which look straight out of DEI mandates: Sasheer Zamata as Suzie, and Christian Vunipola as Hussein.

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Watching the trailer, you will notice it’s also set on Earth. I’ve already seen posts on X by fans wondering why. Well, I’ll tell you: it’s CHEAP.

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Amazon obviously shot scenes using earth settings to save money on the film’s budget, so it wouldn’t have to take place entirely on Eternia.

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So in order to do that, they had to change the story, which basically rips off Superman.

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You’ll also notice that Adam is a complete buffoon on Earth, and it’s Mendes’ Teela who is the one who takes Adam to Eternia, as Adam is a complete and incapable fool.

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What remains to be seen is how the rest of the flick plays out when Adam gets the sword (oh, no, it’s a male phallus symbol!) and transforms to the most powerful man in the universe — He-Man!

Is Hollywood really going to let fans have the most powerful man in the universe?

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I’ll say that Skeletor looks pretty cool; however, you’ll notice Leto doesn’t even talk as Skeletor. I also thought for sure they would show some kind of Leto face likeness. Maybe that all changed with Leto’s recent controversies. Tron also bombed hard, so I wouldn’t blame them.

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Overall, the Masters of the Universe trailer does look fun. Aside from the woke-infested garbage, I believe the 9-year-old me who got a letter printed in the official He-Man Magazine would think it’s pretty cool.

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Hopefully, they are just mocking the woke crap and move on to Eternia and He-Man. Otherwise? Yep, it’s #RIPHEMAN.

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