Just when I’m about ready to give Marvel Comics another shot (Imperial and related titles are decent), the woke weirdos running the company go and remind me why I stopped reading in the first place, as they churn out more garbage that turns me off completely.
I used to help Marvel Comics promote Nova and Guardians of the Galaxy about 15 years ago (great comics that have never been the same). That all changed when Disney bought Marvel.
Out went all our favorites, and in came the “All-New” all woke Marvel, which killed the brand. It’s the same crap that Kevin Feige adapted post-Endgame that has been a complete disaster for the MCU. All those dummies hate comics. It shows.
Now to further sync up Feige’s crappy MCU with the crappy Marvel Comics – to fit with The Fantastic Four: First Steps movie that nobody watched – Marvel Comics is killing off the Silver Surfer, replacing Norrin Radd with the “All-New” female Silver Surfer. Sure to be a big hit, just like the movie. All those FF movies fans are going to run to their LCS to buy this, right? Guess what? They don’t even know what a LCS is.
I haven’t read any of the issues – don’t plan on it – but the first issue was released in June. Next month sees the fifth issue released, maybe the last, which apparently introduces the new female Silver Surfer. Yeah, she looks like a dude.
Marvel has released character art (above) and the cover (below) showing off whoever it is teasing, “THE ALL-NEW SILVER SURFER?! The Silver Surfer is dead. Long live the Silver Surfer.”
The character has butch short hair. Looks like cosmic powers in the arms, hands, and neck. The character art actually shows boobs, but hey! Check out the official cover! No boobs! They’re covered.
It’s so unbelievable I can’t help but laugh.
Feige and Marvel Comics continue to sh-t all over the fans, pushing them further away from the brand. We know there aren’t enough woke weirdos to support the “All-New” garbage, as the MCU has become a big bust, so much so that the MCU is now on hiatus, and Disney has drastically slashed budgets and content on Disney+. Feige is now so desperate that he has to pay Robert Downey Jr. a gazillion dollars to come back. Good luck!
Regarding Marvel Comics, they haven’t had an audience in years, as it’s just become a testing ground for Feige’s dummy ideas for the MCU (how’s it working out?).
Honestly, guys like Joe Quesada, Tom Brevoort, CB Cebulski (you, too, Grek Pak!) – and everyone who works at Marvel – they’re all complete sellouts. They all deserve to be fired. They’ve destroyed Marvel.
Any chance Elon Musk can buy Disney next? Because this doesn’t look to be stopping soon. #RIPMarvel
