Marvel’s What…If? Season 3 is everything wrong with the MCU. It’s unwatchable trash. The stories are non-sensical, featuring characters no one cares about or likes, and are full of self-inserts by those woke creators who are responsible for the series.
I only watched the first three episodes, and after watching the first episode found myself fast-forwarding through all the nonsense in the remaining episodes that I watched. I have zero plans to watch the rest of the season. Yeah, it’s that bad. I’m glad it got canceled, too.
So the first episode has a decent enough plot. It’s the Marvel universe meets Godzilla meets Pacific Rim meets Voltron. Well, how can you go wrong with that? Leave it up to the woke MCU. So the Hulk undergoes therapy. Fake Captain America Sam Wilson is his counselor. The life lesson of the episode is that the greatest heroes are those who accept us as we really are. Get the point?
Next episode is about Agatha. Why? Who asked for this character? It’s a horrendous episode. It’s old Hollywood meets Bollywood with another character (and movie) no one gives two shits about: Kingo and Eternals. So Agatha wants to harness the power of a Celstial; so she needs to conduct a ritual and she’s using Hollywood to do it. Well, the ritual isn’t big enough or some shit so she gets Kingo to “star” in her movie. There’s some kind of Holly/Bollwood dance off. Howard Stark sounds like a complete moron as the director. Agatha ends up having a fist fight with a Celestial in space and wins. Kingo talks Agatha down from destroying the whole planet. Seriously? Who the f’k works at Marvel, and this is the best they can come up with? And they actually get paid for this?
Or how about the next episode, it’s what if the Red Guardian stopped Winter Soldier. The Red Guardian is another character that sucks in the MCU. Black Widow is also another movie no one asked for and another movie that sucks. The episode seems like Red Guardian and Bucky are gay (according to Reddit). I fast-forwarded through this one, too. Red Guardian comes off as a complete moron even worse than Gunn’s Star-Lord. It’s horrible.
If that sounds bad, wait until you hear the kicker of episode 4. I could tell from the title that the episode was going to be horrible so I didn’t watch it. So Darcy from the Thor movies is into beastiality and has a child with Howard the f’n Duck. WTF. They have a child named Byrdie, who is original to the MCU, and voiced by Natasha Lyonne of Orange Is the New Black fame. Wow. That sounds like a great story.
Again, I didn’t bother to finish the series. Put this in the trash with everything released from the MCU post-Endgame. It’s unbelievable to think that these bozos sit around their desks and think these are good ideas: Have Hulk in therapy and “befriend” Sam where the greatest friends accept us for being who we really are; have a weird dance episode with Agatha and she boxes a Celestials and wins and nothing becomes of it; use every cringe cliche for the Russians and make them gay, too; have Darcy have an egg with Howard the Duck. What a bunch of f’n weirdos.
What If…? Season 3 gets a 0/10. Go watch Avengers: Earth’s Mightiest Heroes, dummies.
