Alien Sci-Fi Brothel “The Area 51 Alien Cathouse” Coming To Arizona

Well, it is “cosmic” news, folks!

Dennis Hof, the man behind the HBO show on the Moonlite Bunny Ranch brothel, is bringing something out of this world to Nevada!

The Area 51 Alien Cathouse will open with an alien/sci-fi theme, including women dressed as your favorite Martian!

The famous Hollywood Madam, Heidi Fleiss, is doing the costumes for the girls as well.

Per the name, the Area 51 Alien Cathouse is located south of the mysterious Area 51 “secret” federal installation, but not that close!

Look for the Brothel to open in a month or so.

“Unless they’re married, I don’t want anyone in Nevada having sex unless I get a cut of the money,” Hof said with a laugh to the Las Vegas Review Journal.

Sorry, I don’t think they take Federation credits!

So which alien and/or sci-fi characters would you want to see featured?

Wonder if they give freebies to the press? Couldn’t resist that one, guys!